moomooandwoowooteehee:

leanpox:

sweet-bitsy:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

I LOVE THIS VIDEO

wow THIS MAKES ME REALLY SAD BUT IT’S SO CUTE TOO

The end LOLOLOL.

(Source: youtube.com)

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

dooblerdoo:

whenever I create a text post

theneverendingdrums:

wimpala:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it

update: i got away with it

omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me

hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it

r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole

(Source: theladyserket)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for